Where to start?
This new fan dangled technology is so beyond me. They said "Ms. Westcott, you need to put yourself out there, create some hits, get social media savvy." I said let me put you straight you jumped up little nerdy geeks... FIRSTLY my name is Petunia Westcott the Third. That said you will drop the Ms. and add the Petunia and the Third before we go any further. SECONDLY...I have no intention of singing some silly song to create some hits. I have no intention of auditioning for a talent show with a couple of complete strangers. Absolutely no way will Simon Cowell herd me into his next manufactured girl band.
Hmmm now then, where was I?
Yes, yes, yes Hello to you all, my name is Petunia Westcott the Third. I wrote a fun little book and it's caused quite the stir with some people who want to 'get it out there', whatever that means! They've asked me to write a Block. Goodness knows what that is supposed to mean...infact, could anyone please help me?
This new fan dangled technology is so beyond me. They said "Ms. Westcott, you need to put yourself out there, create some hits, get social media savvy." I said let me put you straight you jumped up little nerdy geeks... FIRSTLY my name is Petunia Westcott the Third. That said you will drop the Ms. and add the Petunia and the Third before we go any further. SECONDLY...I have no intention of singing some silly song to create some hits. I have no intention of auditioning for a talent show with a couple of complete strangers. Absolutely no way will Simon Cowell herd me into his next manufactured girl band.
Hmmm now then, where was I?
Yes, yes, yes Hello to you all, my name is Petunia Westcott the Third. I wrote a fun little book and it's caused quite the stir with some people who want to 'get it out there', whatever that means! They've asked me to write a Block. Goodness knows what that is supposed to mean...infact, could anyone please help me?
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